QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones." - Dwight, 'Michael's Birthday'

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3.05 'The Initiation'

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Welcome to Fancy New Whatever, a fansite dedicated to all things "Office". Whether you're looking for news, episode guides, galleries, or anything in between, we're here to bring it to you. Take a look, browse around, kill some time! This is the place to do it!

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This site gets its name from 'Dunder Mifflin Infinity,' written by Mike Schur: "Oh, big strong man, fancy new whatever -- I don't think you ever cared about me!"

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COMING UP ON THE OFFICE
January 8: The Surplus Summary: When Michael announces a budget surplus, factions break out in the office over what to purchase with the extra money. January 15: The Duel Summary: None yet. January 22: Prince Family Paper Summary: None yet. February 1: Stress Relief Summary: None yet. (new • rerun)

OUTSIDE THE OFFICE
January 17: Kate and Oscar at Sketchfest in San Francisco January 18: Oscar at Sketchfest in San Francisco

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Fancy New Whatever is an unofficial fansite, and is no way affiliated with NBC. No money is being made from this site, and no copyright fringement is intended. We're just a couple of kittens out on the town, trying to make a fun site for other fans.

A Guide to Converting Your Friends
Want to get your friends into The Office? Here are some episodes (and other tips) that just might do the trick.

Breaking Character
Sometimes, the show is too funny for the cast to handle.

Dressing Like Your Favorite Office Character
Every character has a definite style. These are some ideas on how to imitate it!

Games
Some classic games -- with an Office twist, of course!

Office Drinking Game
Because all great shows need one. Here's what we've come up with.

Our Encounters
Recaps of our encounters with the cast and writers.

TWSS Memorial
Have you experienced a moment of epic TWSS proportions? Share yours here, and see others!